~ human virus scanner ~

20 October 2004

it’s been a while since i post meme stuff. so, here it is… you can check yourself at Human Virus Scanner. this is my result: The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (90%)
Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.